[mou] Fw: cruise for Kerry supporters
LEO LAURIE LANTZ
lanl1965@msn.com
Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:47:25 -0600
This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
------=_NextPart_000_0060_01C4C734.316D25C0
Content-Type: text/plain;
charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Todd Gross<mailto:tgross711@msn.com>=20
Cc: Leo Lantz<mailto:Lanl1965@msn.com> ; Vance, Joel =
K<mailto:Joel.Vance@med.va.gov>=20
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2004 6:39 PM
Subject: Fw: cruise for Kerry supporters
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Pam Furstenau<mailto:fursts@loretel.net>=20
To: Brett & Stacy Friesen<mailto:friesen1987@yahoo.com> ; Curt =
Olafson<mailto:COLAFSON@polarcomm.com> ; Brandi =
Furstenau<mailto:brandi_138@hotmail.com> ; Darren =
Olafson<mailto:darren_olafson@hotmail.com> ; Erna =
Meberg<mailto:e_meberg@hotmail.com> ; Dean =
Olafson<mailto:olafson@polarcomm.com> ; Jayne<mailto:jayneMDahl@aol.com> =
; Jere Vought<mailto:jerev@usfamily.net> ; Linda =
Doyle<mailto:kema@polarcomm.com> ; Mary Green<mailto:mgreen@tekstar.com> =
; Mark & Sandi Williams<mailto:cwilliams@lakesnet.net> ; Mary =
Seaworth<mailto:mseaworth@hotmail.com> ; Melvin & Karen =
Kristjanson<mailto:kristjan@polarcomm.com> ; Shirley =
Olgeirson<mailto:shirleyo@polarcomm.com> ; Tim =
McDonald<mailto:mcdonald@gft.midco.net> ; Todd =
Gross<mailto:tgross711@msn.com> ; Venise =
Stuart<mailto:venisestuart@hotmail.com>=20
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2004 3:58 PM
Subject: FW: cruise for Kerry supporters
We at Carnival Cruise Lines did not forget that many entertainers =
promised
to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.=20
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to =
keep
their promise!=20
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner,
Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil
Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, =
Jane
Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY =
Times
and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets =
and
report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise," Elation," =
which
has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in =
Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.=20
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your =
cruise.=20
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.=20
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.=20
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise =
director,
Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere =
below
decks away from the media. Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette
Girl", Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John =
Kerry
will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in =
pulling
people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to =
go)=20
He is advocating the elimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of =
his
new game he calls "waffle board." Be sure to pack your flip-flops, as =
you
will need them while playing.=20
Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency =
Procedures If
you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends =
and
loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her
village can raise your children while you are gone, and she can watch =
over
all your money and your furnishings until you return.=20
"Bon Voyage!"=20
Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech.
------=_NextPart_000_0060_01C4C734.316D25C0
Content-Type: text/html;
charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<HTML><HEAD>
<META http-equiv=3DContent-Type =
content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1>
<STYLE></STYLE>
<META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2900.2523" name=3DGENERATOR></HEAD>
<BODY id=3DMailContainerBody=20
style=3D"PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; =
COLOR: #000000; BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; PADDING-TOP: 15px; FONT-STYLE: =
normal; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; =
BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; TEXT-DECORATION: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: =
none"=20
leftMargin=3D0 topMargin=3D0 acc_role=3D"text" CanvasTabStop=3D"true"=20
name=3D"Compose message area"><!--[gte IE 5]><?xml:namespace =
prefix=3D"v" /><?xml:namespace prefix=3D"o" /><![endif]-->
<DIV=20
style=3D"FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; =
FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial; PADDING-TOP: 10pt">----- Original =
Message -----=20
<DIV><B>From:</B> <A title=3Dmailto:tgross711@msn.com=20
href=3D"mailto:tgross711@msn.com">Todd Gross</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Cc:</B> <A title=3Dmailto:Lanl1965@msn.com=20
href=3D"mailto:Lanl1965@msn.com">Leo Lantz</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:Joel.Vance@med.va.gov =
href=3D"mailto:Joel.Vance@med.va.gov">Vance,=20
Joel K</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, November 09, 2004 6:39 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fw: cruise for Kerry supporters</DIV></DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV><!--[gte IE 5]><?xml:namespace prefix=3D"v" =
/><?xml:namespace prefix=3D"o" /><![endif]-->
<DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial; PADDING-TOP: 10pt">----- Original =
Message -----=20
<DIV><B>From:</B> <A title=3Dmailto:fursts@loretel.net=20
href=3D"mailto:fursts@loretel.net">Pam Furstenau</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=3Dmailto:friesen1987@yahoo.com=20
href=3D"mailto:friesen1987@yahoo.com">Brett & Stacy Friesen</A> ; <A =
title=3Dmailto:COLAFSON@polarcomm.com =
href=3D"mailto:COLAFSON@polarcomm.com">Curt=20
Olafson</A> ; <A title=3Dmailto:brandi_138@hotmail.com=20
href=3D"mailto:brandi_138@hotmail.com">Brandi Furstenau</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:darren_olafson@hotmail.com=20
href=3D"mailto:darren_olafson@hotmail.com">Darren Olafson</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:e_meberg@hotmail.com =
href=3D"mailto:e_meberg@hotmail.com">Erna=20
Meberg</A> ; <A title=3Dmailto:olafson@polarcomm.com=20
href=3D"mailto:olafson@polarcomm.com">Dean Olafson</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:jayneMDahl@aol.com =
href=3D"mailto:jayneMDahl@aol.com">Jayne</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:jerev@usfamily.net =
href=3D"mailto:jerev@usfamily.net">Jere Vought</A>=20
; <A title=3Dmailto:kema@polarcomm.com =
href=3D"mailto:kema@polarcomm.com">Linda=20
Doyle</A> ; <A title=3Dmailto:mgreen@tekstar.com=20
href=3D"mailto:mgreen@tekstar.com">Mary Green</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:cwilliams@lakesnet.net =
href=3D"mailto:cwilliams@lakesnet.net">Mark=20
& Sandi Williams</A> ; <A title=3Dmailto:mseaworth@hotmail.com=20
href=3D"mailto:mseaworth@hotmail.com">Mary Seaworth</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:kristjan@polarcomm.com =
href=3D"mailto:kristjan@polarcomm.com">Melvin=20
& Karen Kristjanson</A> ; <A title=3Dmailto:shirleyo@polarcomm.com=20
href=3D"mailto:shirleyo@polarcomm.com">Shirley Olgeirson</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:mcdonald@gft.midco.net =
href=3D"mailto:mcdonald@gft.midco.net">Tim=20
McDonald</A> ; <A title=3Dmailto:tgross711@msn.com=20
href=3D"mailto:tgross711@msn.com">Todd Gross</A> ; <A=20
title=3Dmailto:venisestuart@hotmail.com=20
href=3D"mailto:venisestuart@hotmail.com">Venise Stuart</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, November 09, 2004 3:58 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> FW: cruise for Kerry supporters</DIV></DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV><BR>We at Carnival Cruise Lines did not forget that many=20
entertainers promised<BR>to leave the country if George W.Bush were to =
be=20
re-elected President. <BR><BR>With that in mind, we have a Special Offer =
for=20
those who still want to keep<BR>their promise! <BR><BR>Attention: Would =
Alec=20
Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner,<BR>Janeane Garafalo, =
Whoppi=20
Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil<BR>Donahue, Rob=20
Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane<BR>Fonda, =
Pierre=20
Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times<BR>and =
anyone else=20
who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and<BR>report to =
Florida=20
for the sailing of the Funship Cruise," Elation," which<BR>has =
been=20
commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in=20
Afghanistan.<BR><BR><BR>You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or =
Iraq.=20
<BR><BR>The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your =
honor<BR>through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to =
your=20
cruise. <BR>Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more =
years.=20
<BR><BR>Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring =
any.=20
<BR>Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise=20
director,<BR>Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept =
somewhere below<BR>decks away from the media. Monica Lewinsky as the =
"Cigar and=20
Cigarette<BR>Girl", Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce =
Springsteen,=20
John Kerry<BR>will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past =
experience in=20
pulling<BR>people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last =
minute=20
not to go) <BR>He is advocating the elimination of the game =
"shuffleboard" in=20
favor of his<BR>new game he calls "waffle board." Be sure to pack =
your=20
flip-flops, as you<BR>will need them while playing. <BR><BR>Ted Kennedy =
will=20
double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures If<BR>you have =
any=20
questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and<BR>loved =
ones,=20
please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. =
Her<BR>village can=20
raise your children while you are gone, and she can watch over<BR>all =
your money=20
and your furnishings until you return. <BR><BR>"Bon Voyage!" <BR>Is this =
a great=20
country or what? It's called freedom of=20
Speech.<BR><BR><BR></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>
------=_NextPart_000_0060_01C4C734.316D25C0--